sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)



when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done

What the fuck.

(via itsalrightintheconcretejungle)


I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

(Source: cutielife, via violetschangetoblue)