imsoshive:

when you looking at your bank transactions like

"what the fuck did i spent $50 on at walmart?"

(via bitchwhetxo)

blackdenimjeans:

Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately

(via bitchwhetxo)

"Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him."

(via metaphorically)

👏👏👏👏👏

(via thegirlinjays)

Me

(via iloveyouthough)

Lol

(via eastnewyork)

(Source: capecodcollegiate, via bitchwhetxo)

bewbin:

Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)